quicksummary:

ain’t no party like a jay gatsby party cause a jay gatsby party ends in the dissolution of the american dream

i am the barricade.

wearing cute underwear makes me hate myself a little less

insovereign:

i want to write a novel that becomes such a classic that several decades from now high school kids will hate me for writing it

lordcaliborn:

i feel really bad when people screw up in the olympics like

no

no let them do it again i’m sure they can do it right if they tried again oh no

voluptuousbooty:

awesomephilia:

Purr = happy cat noise

Gato = Spanish for cat

Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats

kansass:

DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE PERSON THAT NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU TELL YOURSELF YOU CANT LIKE THEM, THEY STILL TIE YOUR STOMACH IN KNOTS EVERY TIME THEY COME CLOSE

crimson-eleven-delight-assbutt:

girlwhowasonfire:

I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet

darrenpillowscriss:

I love Harry’s face. Everyone else just kind of looks down, all serious, but Harry’s like “The fuck kind of school is this?!?”

poorchrysalis:

i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand

litigate:

(◡‿◡)∀

(.ʘ‿ʘ.)∀ “what you say ‘bout enjolras”

(.ʘ‿ʘ.)ノ∀ “hold my wine”

vaspim:

You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

chichiwho:

Stop filming & help me

Cat: HUMAN

HUMAN

DO SOMETHING

FOR GODS SAKE HELP